birdpower: “ gucciballs: “what a deal! ” the fourth person to call 615-332-4570: ”

birdpower:

gucciballs:

what a deal!

the fourth person to call 615-332-4570:

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borkyno:

me: i’m asian

white person: no, you’re indian

me:

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buildhogwartsthenwewilltalk:

literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess

me: oh my god she was a Princess





samstevesharon:

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you









Eating fruit is okay

oneseriouslycoolguy:

greatjaggi:

centuhpede:

source?

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this

That banana is holding her hostage









horrorbisexual:

hermuis:

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me













how u doing  — Anonymous

sonypraystation:

im not thinking about it





weavemama: “can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims….. ”
weavemama: “can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims….. ”

weavemama:

can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..





semitics:

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police





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